Funny Story

My BIL was at our house last night. I didn't to see him since I go to bed super early these days, but I definitely heard him and Batman.

I was awoken (awakened?) at about 1 to their shouts and curses at each other while playing Pain on the PS3. While this really kind of pissed me off because they interrupted my sleep, I figured I wouldn't yell at them since they don't see each other all that often. This goes on for about 15 min before I fall back asleep. Well about 15 minutes later (I guess) Batman comes into bed and (slurring his words) says they are done and can I please wake him up when I leave for work. Sure, of course.
Out of no where there is a HUGE BANG! CRASH! It came from outside and I know my BIL just walked outside (to do god knows what?). I sit up in bed , freaking out, yelling at Batman to go check on him. Batman assures me his brother is fine, just go back to sleep, don't worry, he's fine. We don't hear anything for a good ten minutes when finally the back door opens and closes and footsteps sound through the house. I figure he must be fine and go back to sleep.

Well Batman calls me this morning, and come to find out my BIL did trip and fall while he was outside on our deck (again, doing who knows what)- hence the large crash- and laying there in the not-quite-melted snow, contemplated staying the night out there because he was too drunk to get up! Finally (after about 10 min) he realized this was the wrong thinking and that he would probably freeze to death if he stayed out ALL night long and dragged himself into the house.

I was ROLLING! LMAO! This is so like my BIL! (and Batman).