Batman and I are going camping this weekend with his family- Mom, Dad, BIL, SIL, Niece, Nephew.
In the mountains.
In the middle of nowhere.
With no showers.
And NO BATHROOMS.
I'm not sure Batman and I really thought this through when we decided it would be a good idea to tag along.
There will be no bathrooms.
We have TONS of stuff we still need to do this weekend. The nursery/ study project is still on going, resumes need to be written, WFH jobs need to be researched, etc.
There are no bathrooms. And there will be mosquito's. Lots of them.
Oh and I'm pregnant. Which means bathrooms are kind of a must.
My BIL has assured me he has made a toilet seat of sorts that sits over a hole in the ground so at least there will be no need for squatting while we are gone, but still.
No bathrooms = T is miserable.
I really do enjoy camping and I can rough it with the best of them, but in the "fragile" state I find myself in, the term "convenient facilities" takes on a WHOLE new meaning aka- I need a freaking bathroom every 30 min people!!
And what happens the 3-5 times a night when I have to get up and pee? Normally, I heave myself out of bed, stumble in the dark across my bedroom, barely miss the doorway (usually stubbing my toe then uttering profanities and "hopping" on one foot while Batman sleeps blissfully away unaware of my plight) and finally find the toilet to relieve myself. Only to have to find my way back to my bed and then get into some sort of comfortable position once again so I can get back to sleep. Repeated 5 times.
It could get very interesting trying to perform these same manuevers out in the woods, trying to find the small make-shift toilet that has been hidden behind some bush so no one can see you when you need to take a deuce in the middle of the day. Darkness seems to hid things really well. Really well.
At least it's only for one night.
Pray for me people. This could get very ugly...
I think I'll stop drinking all liquids at noon to prepare myself.