I forgot to wear underwear today.
Who does that!? I mean I've gone the occasional commando on purpose before, but on accident? Really!?
Who seriously FORGETS underwear!?
And unfortunately I'm at the dentist for another hour and a half so no chance of rushing home to rectify the situation. And I just realized i forgot. Now. At 1pm.
If this is any indication how the next couple months are going to go, just shoot me now before anyone gets hurt.